THEASTUTEREADER, 55
The important facts:
I have my own teeth, my own hair, my own car, my own job, my own home, and I don't live with my mother.
Things I like to do (and that I do often):
Motorcycling. I have a group of friends who also have motorcycles and we go on a lot of weekend trips during the year. I also compete in Skeet, Five Stand, and Sporting clays. My competition gun was handmade in Italy. In spite of that, my scores are not all that impressive.
Things I like to do (but don't get to do them often enough):
Camping, especially in the winter (And by camping I mean in a tent, not an RV.) Also swimming and fishing. I also enjoy visiting museums, battlefields, and other places of historic interest, especially sites related to the civil war.
Things that I never do:
Drugs, drink to excess, or let my inner child use my credit cards.
Things you are likely to hear me say:
"Can I get that with bacon on it?"
Things you will never hear me say:
"Gosh, this 100% vegan lasagna is just AWESOME!"
Places you might find me:
Out in the garage. In a museum. Any place that has half-price burgers.
Places you will never find me:
Under the table. On a Stairmaster. Mime school.