NENOTRAXX, 49
I love walks in the jungle, rabid puppies, Emu and Llama wrestling, and off road mopeding. I also enjoy running naked through blackberry patches. Alot of people have told me that I'm "special" or "gifted";. I think they're jealous that I can count to 10, or 20 with my shoes off, and even to 22 in the shower. (don't ask) I like to dance, but the only dances I know are the "Robot" and "Macarena", so I';m always (a) hit on the dance floor....especially at country/western bars. I tried
to learn the electric slide, but I slid into a wall and broke my leg.
I was a professional bungee-jumper, but due to my depth perception issues, it didn't last long. I've got carpal-tunnel in my left big toe, but it doesn't seem to affect my handwriting too much anymore.
My best friend is a Burundian Pygmy. His name is Mbaba-Mwanna-WaresaSomething, but I just call him shorty, it's easier. We hang out all the time. Although when he gets mad at me, he punches me in the kneecaps and shoots me with a poison blowdart. We always laugh about that afterwards while I'm recovering in the hospital.