USJOSIE91, 58
Hi im a retired RN dabbling in real estate (should be called unreal estate). Im single, no kids, one dog, laid back, no drama, no baggage, somewhat cynical sense of humor and a wee bit twisted at times, witty, intelligent and of course, modest. Enjoy all spectator sports, nothing better than kicking back on a Sunday afternoon with some homemade munchies since I love to cook. Once had season tickets to the Blackhawks and actually still have the scar where I was hit by the puck, imagine that 20, 000 people in the crowd and the puck hits me, if I were a betting woman (oh! thats right i live in Vegas) hee hee. I once was told I had the eyes of the tigress, I was locking him up in leather restraints at the time so take that with a grain of salt. Oh, dont take that wrong I was a psych nurse at the time, not into pain I scream for demerol if i stub my toe lol. Im from the midwest, an open book. No felonies, no duis and I was never convicted of that murder wink! wink! Of course I like all that other crappola, walking on the beach, sunsets, fires and wine....but seriously, looking for a long term relationship, no cybersex, no what are you wearing, just a loyal, honest, good communication type of relation