• Male
• 55 years old
• 5' 8" tall
• Slender
• Light Brown hair - Blue eyes
• White / Caucasian
• Non-Smoker
• Self-Employed / Entrepreneur (occupation)

• I'd rather not say (income)
• Looking for: Marriage, Serious Relationship, Travel Partner, Casual Relationship, Friendship, Pen Pal
• Divorced
• Has no children
• Buddhist (religion)
• pet: Cats

A little about me...
I am a former musician. I still play but not pro. For some weird reason I like otters. They frolic and have fun. I have some strange hobbies. for the last year I have been trying to teach penguins to play the flute. As it turns out they do not have lips and this endeavor has proved to be futile. I also tried to teach chickens to speak Chinese, once again I failed. It was not my fault, it turns out the chickens owned a pizza franchise and they refused to speak the language of communists. my dad claims he is not a racist because he hates everyone equally. I love to make people laugh.I grew up on a horse ranch. I have had pet snakes, rats, tarantulas , mice, dogs, cats, midgets(not really and I know they like to be called little people.) I play several instruments. I am easy to talk to and I listen. I like the simple things in life. You know, playing chess under water, smashing atoms with a hammer (it is very difficult to get the hammer up to near light speed.)torturing people by making them watch old reruns of 30 something and whats her face medicine woman. I myself love to laugh. I love stand up comedy. I like to take walks and play chicken with the drivers on cell phones. Life is as real as you make it.

About the one I'm looking for...
You must have a sense of humor. My Mom was borne without one and I must have got mine from watching old tv shows. I tell her a joke and I get an empty stare. "why did the chicken cross the road" Her reply- who let out the chickens? I stole that but it is exactly what my mother would say. I do not like self absorbed people. It is people who do not feel comfortable with themselves who believe the world owes them something. Be nice. Be a friend. Accept people for who and what they are. If you find out they are evil. Tie them to a stake and kill them. Just kidding. The stake just gets in the way.actually as a Buddhist I cannot kill anything. I catch bugs in my house and release them.

I'd just like to add...
Must like music and animals. My brother married a woman who actually stated "I do not like animals". I informed her that a study conducted by the National geographic society had come to the inescapable conclusion that animals did not like her first. so there...PHHHHHHHHH!. That was a rasberry. I am pretty open to new things. However in keeping an open mind you must be careful about what people throw into it. If you believed everything that is said your head would explode. I personally hate it when that happens. So, barring any head explosions I would like to add that no matter where you go, there you are. Or as Sam Clemens would say "it is better to let people believe you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt". signing out captain steve. (actually I have never been a captain of anything. It just sounds cool. All of my family has been in the military except me. I went to school instead.).I have a bachelors degree and many computer certifications.