• Male
• 71 years old
• 6' 1" tall
• Athletic and Toned
• White/Gray hair - Hazel eyes
• White / Caucasian
• Non-Smoker
• Other Profession (occupation)

• Less than $25,000 (income)
• Looking for: Casual Relationship, Friendship, Pen Pal
• Divorced
• Has 2 children
• Hindu (religion)
• pet: Insects/Spiders
• Eunice, LA (where I grew up)

A little about me...
Active and enjoy doing many things. Love to travel and visit new places and meet new people. I do my own housework and even clean toilets. I have been shopping and even went to a mall once. I can still carry 50 pounds of shopping bags. I also can eat my weight in shrimp. I have a small plantation and raise a lot of mosquitoes, snakes and alligators. Women need not worry because they won't bother you when you are picking cotton. I lie a lot, am not trustworthy and am very lazy; let me know if this is a problem.

About the one I'm looking for...
Good sense of humor and enjoys doing many activities. Someone who is loving, kind and generous and drives a Maserati and has a nice villa somewhere. Looks don't matter, but please do not reply if you have been in more than 3 weight loss commercials.

I'd just like to add...
You had better act now because when I have cataract surgery I won't need these nerdy glasses anymore and you will have to get in line to get me.