A little about me...
Moderately well read and hung although not convicted. At 17, I was thrown while riding a 5 year old Mustang. It left me with a non-ambulatory outlook on life. Due to my natural contrariness, 18 months later I bought one. High School, College, taught school briefly and worked until retiring in 2005. Although, I've only done it once (so far), I loved rocking out of an airplane at 12K feet, free-falling for 6K and then wafting gently to the ground. What a rush! I enjoy quick witted, opinionated, intelligent, compassionate, passionate, independent women. Alone, I wear 33" by 34" trousers, however, I do relish mutual pants and post-coital cuddles. I love to laugh, a lot and aloud...often at myself. Sorry about the photos, most of 'em are three or more years old and therefore, prone to tantrums.
About the one I'm looking for...
I'm looking for someone who is emotionally and financially stable or at least house broken. She must appreciate humor (dry, wry or wet, satirical, absurd, and just plain damn silly). I dislike the company of loud, insincere, overly materialistic, manipulative women. Senseless beauty and random acts of kindness are always a blessing. Her attention span must exceed that of a gnat. No offense. Unless you're within 25 miles of our erstwhile Furniture Capital of the Cosmos, please pass me by. Long distances are for runners, horizons and ex-spouses. If your profile consists of "send me a message", please pass me by. By the way, in passing, wave. I wave back
I'd just like to add...
My reading usually runs, sometimes leaps and oft abounds to History, Biography, Religion, Philosophy, the best indie fishwrap in NC, "The Rhino Times",and good Sci-Fi. As for TV and movies, Sopr(ah)nos, Deadwood minus the F-bomb,PBS,C-span, Science, Military, History Southpark. Archer, and Mad Men. Music...most save rap. Movies...Foreign, Quirky Indies, Old and New classics. Restaurants...most save the pretentious. Any beach, mountain, or mole hill and my foxhound BeBe. Sunshine or rain, snow, t'storms, a fire, a beverage and above age...er average cuddle-bud. Family, faith and friends...always. She MUST! post a photo, portrait, post office poster, or grandchild's drawing of herself. Penitentiary poses, like paroles, are subject to review. Oops, I prefer the beauty, wisdom and experience of mature women roughly my age. If you're younger than fifty and looking for some honey-money, please know that I'm much too much still full of p#ss and vinegar seasoned with just enough smarts not to know a fly come a buzzin'. PLEASE, no flirts. While pleasant in person,they lose their luster in sending icons. A good cook I am not. I'm good with the prep work. A pinch of this and a posterior pinch of that adds spice. Good luck in your search.
Q. Do you enjoy cooking?
A. I cook rather than starve
Q. How patient do you consider yourself?
A. Quite patient
Q. Are you romantic?
A. Very romantic
Q. How punctual are you typically?
A. Often early
Q. Do you enjoy going to the movies?
A. Enjoy it
Q. How much do you enjoy going to live theatre?
A. Just OK
Q. How much do you like reading?
A. I love it
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