A little about me...
.My name is Bill and my life is simple and humorous these days.
There is not too much more about me..
Hoping to bring a giggle or a twinkle to
Mostly, I leave the serious stuff for others.
However,there is something about which I give plenty
That is this Land in which I am so fortunate to live.
That is Hawaii.
At the foot of Diamond Head on the Island of Oahu,
an enchanted and edenic spot to say the least.
More than that, it is sacred to me.
To be able to see the Sun come up over that Mountain
each morning and the Moon most nights feels like the
highest honor that I can have..
To me Hawaii is everything, and I have to say that
the weight of my responsibility to this Land is oppressive.
It feels like something heavy on my chest.
How grateful I am to be able to play tennis each day,
swim in the ocean, play some golf, try to learn to dance at night and
try to help out where I can.,,,,,and be surrounded by so
many good friends while I do those things,
Come and be my friend too,
My best Aloha to you
If you think our profiles match, I won't think you are too forward if you contact me first.
About the one I'm looking for...
Ideally, She would be an extremely beautiful and very
rich girl from Hawaii with silky black hair and dream-boat brown eyes.
Her heart would be as pure as a child's.
So petite and delicate that I would have a hard time breathing when
I looked at her.
Her kisses would be sweeter than Tupelo honey.
Her touch as soft as an anorexic butterfly landing on my cheek.....
Her skin? She would make the finest porcelain look like wrought
Her voice would sound like a hundred tiny silver bells, with a lovely
Hawaiian waterfall playing in the back ground.
She would dance like Ginger Rogers and sing like Eydie Gorme
and then make me Sushi or Chicken Adobo or Haupia Cake like
a Master Chef....and bring it to me in bed.
If I were hurt, she would rock me in her arms and make me well again.
Yes....she would steal away with my soul like the Wax Wing on my
window sill, and make me dream of dying in her arms.
Oh my......I think I just described my ex-wife!
Gimme a minute........er......
I need to make a phone call......
So....yeah..... I got some issues....
But I"m workin' on 'em!
I'd just like to add...
Now....About the girl I most likely NEED :
She will be a Superior Court Judge from Bensonhurst.
Her name will be Rebecca.
She will be the same age as my older sister, Jackie.
She will stare disdainfully down at me over the top of
her faux pearl reading glasses, her dark eyes burning a hole
in my chest the size of a huge matzo ball.
She will make me want to flee from the front of her bench and
scurry to hide under the Defense Table.
She will inform me that she will send me to Rikers Island in a
"Flatbush nano-second" unless I do EVERYTHING she tells me to do.
She'll say I won't be able to bring my boogie board to
Rikers because "It ain't that kinda jail."
She'll remind me that my little Aloha Love Song won't fly too well
there either, but there will be plenty of people to sing me my "Mananitas"
on my birthday , or any day.....whether I want them to or not.!
Well....Who said life was fair.?
Thanks for being tolerant of me and my zaniness and and let me say
that I love ALL New Yorkers. They are all real and they are all the Best!
Q. Do you enjoy cooking?
A. I quite like cooking
Q. How patient do you consider yourself?
A. Very patient
Q. Are you romantic?
A. Quite romantic
Q. How punctual are you typically?
A. Always on time
Q. Do you enjoy going to the movies?
A. Enjoy it
Q. How much do you enjoy going to live theatre?
A. There's nothing better
Q. How much do you like reading?
A. I enjoy it
My Top Interests:
Family and Friends
Nature and Outdoors