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USBIRDMAN09

Zanesville OH, USA
 
  • Male
  • 61 years old
  • 5' 10" tall
  • Heavyset
  • No hair - Green eyes
  • Other
  • Non-Smoker
  • no answer (occupation)
  • Some High School (education)
  • Less than $25,000 (income)
  • Looking for: Marriage, Serious Relationship, Travel Partner, Casual Relationship, Friendship, Pen Pal
  • Divorced
  • Has no children
  • Christian (religion)
  • Some other viewpoint (political affiliation)
  • pet: Birds, Cats, Dogs, Fish, Insects/Spiders, Lizards, Rabbits, Snakes, Turtles
  • West Jefferson, OH (where I grew up)
 
Greeting

A little about me...
L I B !! I woke up today a knew man and figure I is fixin to fine me a knew woman. Could be you, ifn you be a lucky critter. Is you fillin frisky ? I be a rill man so ifn you be lookn fer somon to boss and do yer chores fer ya, keep on lookn baby ! On de udder han ifn yer wantn a strong han to guide ya down that romance holler, give me a yell. PS. ya mus be 18 an up. I got ma stanerds ! Now jus de udder day I wuz pondering life. It wuz sum deep pondern two. I adds it up like dis. It be sexually transmitted and alwaze terminal. That be da kind of plexing pondern thats I come up wif. Not rilly. I herds dat da udder day when I was putn in fo da stamps an thot Id mpreres ya wit ma lernin like dat sayin dat wherevers I goes there I is. But i aint gonna lie no more. I be threw wit dat kina life an wanna proof maself a onest sort worfy of all yo love. :) PS. Ma mommy help me wit da next ones cuz she said keepit short an simple stupit. She said it wuz kiss.(mor lak kisss to me) Ifn you is a afeist you shud reponder dat posishun cuz its not rashunal . How you thinkin we all got here anyhow ? Oh yeah , laf jus hapstance one day an become sum kemikals in a slew pon den self orgnized into a critter. Ha ! You rilly beleif dat ? :)

About the one I'm looking for...
Slender, petite ,intelligent Christian lady who loves to cook and does so well.

Ma mommy wontz lak dis cuzz I added a bit but I donna wont ta leev room fer error.
I loves da nachure, theatrecul stuff , opry, classical music lak dulin banjers, testin great wine not de Mogan David nor Thundir Bird, an writing as youz kin tell by my lengthy scripshun of whats I wanz in a womens anna I hopes to fine a womens dat complments me lak dat yin yang thang. :) Ifn you chews tobacky or dips or puffs on de devils weed pleaz pass me by.

I'd just like to add...
I laks ta traviI. A sample is travlin frum da aumchere to da coffee pot in de kichin or ambewlatin to de grocey stor down yonder. But I mus emfasiz I is a pickup kine of rill man . I is hopin dat you laks pickups. Ifn youins aint willn to ride in da bed win I pics da litlins up (affer we makes em a corse) keep on goin till youz fine atother man but ah dar say yoins wontin fine atother lak me. But unnerstand de pickup an me is a package deel. Youins caint havs de ones witout de tother. Oh an youz mus be a willin to set yo own traps. Ifn youz puts up a fuss abouts it I haint yo huckleberry . I reads lots of yo womens sayin yo wants a onest trustworfy man but my life sperience says difrent. Youins rilly laks de bad boyz. Youins alwayz sayin looks dont matta but I seez whoin yo run affer. Why cant yu be wat yu iz ?
PS. I iz not a cereal dater but I do laks veriety in de womens I sees. Ifn you iz sumtimes fat and sumtimes skinny dats wat I calz veriety. Ifn you iz sumtimes tall an sumtimes short, I dunno howz you does it but dat be veriety two. Haps it be dem elevetar shews you be warin. :) .
I wood lak to meat youins asooner radder than latter givn da time constraints on mortality .