A little about me...
A 71 y.o white, chauvenistic, independent forensic profiler and examiner; a take charge man who values 1940/50's attitude. What else is there to know? Oh yes! I have 50% Italian blood - so... if you do not have a (most important) sense of humor, and, know how to cook ziti, without ruining it..you simply will not do!
About the one I'm looking for...
I am not Clark Gable, therefore, I can not be too demanding. I do wonder, however, if there is at least one dynamic, unique, daring, intelligent, special, strong willed, loyal, wonder woman, submissive/accomodating, 'Stepford' type woman available (The good Lord, with HIS sense of humor, must have made at least one). A goddess, one-of-a-kind woman who is at least 5'4"-5'9" tall - few extra pounds is a "+" - I am half Italian after all. 55-65 years of age - brown/black hair/eyes who knows how to be a lady during the day and a woman at night. And, most importantly, have a sense of humor (God created woman) and, knows how to cook ziti without making a mess out of it!
Alas...alas.. I ask the universe; is there just ONE woman who knows how to cook? Oh well.. As I continue in my quest to seek the impossible..I find myself at the local market knowing I have a better chance of hitting Mega Bucks this Saturday and, looking forward to a wonderful Sunday dinner of ... ziti - cooked to perfection by me. Women interested in cooking lessons are welcome to apply. After all, men are the best cooks!
I'd just like to add...
Question: Dear sir: I am often mistaken for Liz Taylor, Marilyn Monroe, Mae West,Sophia Loran.I have 50 million in bank,a Jaguar, Bentley and Rolls-Royce. I do not know how to cook ziti. Can you find it in your heart to over look this little bitty flaw?
Response: Can't cook ziti? What was it King Louie did to his 5th or 6th wife? She, no doubt could not cook ziti either! Women, women every where; but NOT ONE who knows how to cook and prepare ziti for a MAN! My heart for a dish of ziti, with 2 meat balls and-Moxie!
Question: Dear kind, gracious and humble man. My name is Bubbles. I am 45. An aspiring model with long dark hair, dark eyes, voluptous figure and trained in massage therapy ways to make a man relax after a stressful day. Here are photos of me in my tiny yellow poker dot bikini. I have two problem. Why (sob)do women hate me? I do not know how to cook. I over cook boiling water and I burn through frying pans. Can you overlook these..(sob)concerns ? I am after all (sob..sob),a helpless woman. Bubbles.
Response: You poor, neglected, deprived, suffering,child! Of course I can! Love your pictures. I will cook the ziti. You stay beautiful and study your massage I have a lingering pain in my back/neck - can you help?
Q. Do you enjoy cooking?
A. I really enjoy cooking
Q. How patient do you consider yourself?
A. Extremely patient
Q. Are you romantic?
A. Quite romantic
Q. How punctual are you typically?
A. Always on time
Q. Do you enjoy going to the movies?
A. Not really keen
Q. How much do you enjoy going to live theatre?
A. Hate it
Q. How much do you like reading?
A. I enjoy it
My Top Interests:
Nature and Outdoors