A little about me...
Can only be reached as anticipateus here (google this....Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle) So this is the profile space where men are supposed to try really hard to woo woman in 1200 characters or less….I can bake 30 min cookies in 34 minutes and have written an encyclopedia that is now used as supplemental reading material for people with too much shelf-space on their bookshelf. I can hurl bowling balls at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I am the architect of Stonehenge and I have amused myself memorizing useless historical facts. I know who will be Santa Claus next Christmas. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan-mail, despite that I have won spelling bees at the Kremlin. I play, draw, and dodge-- all at the same time with cherry on top. If life were a movie, id be the villain- the kind of villain you would root for. I eat, draw, fudge, and frolic—Simultaneously. And, yes, I love my mother, do my own laundry and am wearing nice, clean shoes as I’m typing this. I believe a healthy relationship is two emotionally complete people who CHOOSE to be together.
About the one I'm looking for...
Can you do back flips? Being able to back flip demonstrates that you possess a lot of the qualities I seek in a companion. They take commitment and hard work to learn. Doing them on demand (on lawns, at parties, over lunch etc) shows that you like to have a fun and adventurous personality. They also take a certain amount of coordination and athleticism. While I don’t need you to be able to do back flips, I’m looking for someone with those qualities. And you should be provocative not boring. You’re probably not going to get to know me by reading through all this. I just want to hang out briefly to see if there is chemistry between us. That, or potential for a friendship. I’m fine with either outcome- or neither. I get out a lot as it is. Maybe I’ll meet someone special here, maybe you will too. Emal me and ask me how I discovered that a very small cucumber is called a gherkin The End
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Q. Do you enjoy cooking?
A. I quite like cooking
Q. How patient do you consider yourself?
A. A little patient
Q. Are you romantic?
A. Quite romantic
Q. How punctual are you typically?
A. Sometimes late
Q. Do you enjoy going to the movies?
A. Like it a lot
Q. How much do you enjoy going to live theatre?
A. Like it a lot
Q. How much do you like reading?
A. I love it
My Top Interests:
Nature and Outdoors
Family and Friends
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Q. Do you have any strange or hidden talents?