A little about me...
Hello, thanks for stopping by. Born and raised in north Jersey. A nice little suburb where you would always hear one of the neighbors yelling at their kids on a hot, summer night. And if the air was still, you could hear the ‘SMACK’ which quickly followed. Those were the days when kids where let out in the morning, showed up again for lunch, and then disappeared until dinner, or until the street lights came on. It was a time where the big, fat kids ruled, headlocks were permanently spine altering, everybody ate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. No allergies. Nobody was watching us, nobody cared, and the adults were just glad we were out of their hair. The older kids had that inborn, neighborhood responsibility built in. Sure, they would abuse us, make us chase down the ball before it went into the sewer, and then hold us upside down with our head in the sewer to reach the ball that just rolled in.
Camp for the summer, and counselors who were rewarded by your dad for keeping you in line.
There was no such thing as ‘bad food’. In fact, NEW foods were constantly being created! And all were loaded with sugar, tons of sugar. And very colorful, too. Creative food engineering to a clueless, happy, generation of clothesline users.
About the one I'm looking for...
I’m looking for someone who is not financially secure, first off. My money is her money. Why would it be anything but? Next, emotional instability is a must. Happy one minute, then angry and pissed off is my favorite type of woman. That love-hate relationship. So calm. So soothing. The start of a harmonious relationship. Courteous? Yes, she must walk on the outside of the sidewalk on rainy days to protect me from getting splashed. Not too complicated, and makes perfect sense. Issues? I love talking about issues...especially women’s health. Respect. Of course. A mutual respect for my happiness is always nice. Good natured? Oh, I don’t know. Nothing brings out the fun like being around a miserable person. Honest? I guess telling the truth every once in a while is always a nice trait. Considerate? Yes. Focusing on my well being is always the best starting point. Passionate? Why bother with passion, when indifference is so endearing. Political? Sure. Looking for a running mate makes way more sense than a life mate. 50-50 split? Definitely. I believe a relationship based on “I did this, now you owe me” can only lead to more love and happiness, right? Scratchy voice? My favorite.
I'd just like to add...
I am OK with older women, provided they can still bend.
Passion rules, and if you have most of your joints still working properly, are on less than 10 meds per day (unless you’re hot, then it’s 12), can climb stairs, and have skin smoother than a crocodile, I’m interested.
If your life is totally complete and fulfilling, in every way, and all you really need is that one person to share your oh so perfect life with….that one missing piece….oh yeah, sure. I’m definitely that piece. Just take out your hammer and make me fit into your puzzle.
If we need to clarify and discuss boundaries before we even meet....whoa! .
I like hanging out. On the deck, backyard, roof, cliff.
I'm looking for a girl who likes to be physical, shows it, and appreciates a man with good hands; whether it be cooking breakfast, vacuuming the rug, fixing the closet door, painting the bedroom, or holding their head while making love. And as far as spankings go...if I'm involved, count me in.
Finally, if you just want me for your boy toy, well,, the answer is n……well, wait a minute. Send me copies of your last two bank statements and we can discuss it.
Keep it simple, fun
Q. Do you enjoy cooking?
A. I quite like cooking
Q. How patient do you consider yourself?
A. A little patient
Q. Are you romantic?
A. Very romantic
Q. How punctual are you typically?
A. Always on time
Q. Do you enjoy going to the movies?
A. Enjoy it
Q. How much do you like reading?
A. I enjoy it
My Top Interests:
Nature and Outdoors
Although I love nature, I am totally looking forward to getting rid of those dead pests which have been stinking up the hallway. Not only that, they have made the floor so sticky. And moving those garbage cans in front of the poison seems like another good idea. Finally, cleaning out the carport and adding an extra cot to make room for that special someone has always been my dream. Hope it's you!
Fortunately I love my career. Unfortunately, I haven't saved much to retire on. That's where YOU come in.
Crafts and Creating
I have come up with some splendid new ideas for these incredible mouse traps; and wouldn't you know it, my kitchen is the perfect place to try them out. Looking forward to our second date so I can show you the results.